So, the lower east side delivers, with a cheap dive once again.  

I found myself at the bottom of a barrel of beer, having a conversation through a snorkel with these three girls.  Didn't get any numbers, because frankly, it was boring.  Although I did enjoy the way they looked at me.  Instead, I chewed out Kristen for going to New Zealand. Fine, fine, fine. JustfriggingotoNewZealand, itsfineIdon'tneedanyfriendsoranything. 

Then, who do I see on the subway but Jessica Louise and Sarah.  According to them, I peed in the street on our walk home.  Ah, friday night.  Yes, I believe I do prefer the company of lesbians to fucking a stranger.